The AIM 10 Commandments (by Erin Ryan and Anna Von Gorhen -- i'm just posting it here)

By Erin Ryan and Anna Von Gohren
The 10 AIM Commandments:
1. Thou shalt always respondeth to thoust ims.
2. Thou shalt always notify thoust recibents when thoust art exiting AIM
3. Thou shalt also notifiy the present AIM-ers when thou art seeing a man about a horse, walkingeth thoust canine or when thou needs a large amounteth of chocolate milketh
4. Decribingeth things which couldeth lead to blackmail iseth strictly prohibiteth
5. Thou shalt write as thoust age and not thoust shoe size
6. Thou shalt not raise ones voiceth with uppercaseth letters when thoust art not murderous.
7. Thou shalt not maintain a softeth voice througeth the useth of lowercase lettereths when thou art murderous.
8. Thou shalt nevereth evereth demand the nameth of a person whoseth screen name thou art unfamiliar with.
9. Thou shalf warneth thous AIMers when unpredictable humans existeth in thous home.
10. Thou shalt not haveth more than one screenname in orderth to get aroundth being blocketh. Thereth be a reason for the blockage, by gettingth aroundth it wouldth defeat the purposeth.
---If thou violateth any of these commandments, you shall not be protecteth from the mercy of other AIM'ers and warningths.

(only the 10th is mine, but yeah, here you go. MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW THEM!!!)

Signing off, DP

p.s. i need to update.. i know. i've been playing too much online poker.. sorry.. i'll update tomorrow.. funny story when we went shopping for cars.

you'll find some way to disappoint me